A new love poem
AN UNEXPECTED PLEASURE
An ode by Tom Fitch
At work today I went for a pee
But only a cubicle was free
So I sat down, without a thought
And was surprised, and not for nought
For suddenly, a poo came out
It was a beauty, there is no doubt
I enjoyed it a moment, at my leisure
Then sped it hence, flushed with pleasure.
And as I hoist my trousers high
I stopped a mo and wondered why
A big and unexpected poo
Should remind me so much of you
Perhaps, because, it made me feel at ease
It was direct; it did not tease
It touched my life, calmed me down
Like you last night, it was dressed in brown.
But then I knew I’d been a fool
I could not compare you to a stool
My eye that your perfect beauty saw
Glimpsed too the blessed jobby’s flaw
There was something about it you’ve never had
The fact of which I’m rather glad
For precious though I found this gift
I have to say, my love, it whiffed.
